Monday, December 28, 2020

Publishing, Query Letters, and More

The other day, I was asked by a friend if I had any advice about getting novels published, or if I had any advice about using Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing service. The question caught me a little off-guard, so I took a day to think about it before I sent back my answer. 

(Yes, I dabbled a bit in KDP publishing, but as of right now, I have decided that self-publishing is probably not the way that I want to go with my writing career. Lately, I have been researching and querying over the past few months. So far, my queries have been unsuccessful or I have never gotten a response.)


But as I was seriously thinking about the topic, a lot of different thoughts and useful tips that I have either gathered from experience, from writing professors, or from research popped into my mind, so I sat down and wrote a bunch of advice, trying to tell this person what I wish I had known much earlier as a writer. 

Since this blog was mainly started as an outlet for my writing and such, I figured I would post this (rather long) list of advice and explanations, just so that anyone who is thinking about publishing (whether traditionally or self-published) can have it for reference! 
In no particular order, here we go! 

#1. Know the different types of publishing. 

First, there is standard “traditional” publishing through an established publishing company, usually via a literary agent. Then there is Amazon’s KDP publishing, which, at the other end of the spectrum, is totally self-serve and self-published — no review process or editors or anything. Lastly, there are “hybrid” models. I’ve heard mixed reviews on those, though, so I would approach them with caution -- these are the websites that say "we'll publish your book! You can be in control, but we'll do the heavy lifting!" or that make you enter an email "if you're interested," prior to spamming you with eight emails a day. A lot of them claim to be “the best for your book if you don’t want to self-publish but don’t want to bother with agents and such,” and maybe that’s right for some people, but I tend to be wary of companies with few or no reviews by previous users. There's something that just doesn't feel right to me. 

#2. If traditional publishing is the way you want to go eventually, then your best bet is to first find a literary agent who knows how the technical aspect of communicating and making a deal with publishers works. 

A lot of agents work for specific publishers, so they have an “in” to get your work published after review and all that fun stuff. An agent will work with you to get your work published by a reputable company, making you a professional author, not a "self-published" one. As a writer who isn’t established in the field, try looking for a junior agent or an agent who is still building a list of people to represent! To find agents, simply Google publishing companies and their agents, read the bios, and send off emails or letters accordingly. It can be tricky and very intimidating, but hey, the worst that can happen is them saying "no" to you. You might as well try! Just stay away from querying to agents who represent big name authors -- you're not going to, as an unpublished writer, query to Stephen King's agent, if you know what I mean. 

(There was a book published this year called “Guide to Literary Agents 2020," which looks helpful! It looks like it gives you different agents and what they are looking for -- I would check your local library website for it and other similar resources! I'm guessing there'll be a 2021 version published soon.)

#3. Amazon or similar “self serve” publishing services are great if they have all you need! 

If you just want to be able to have copies to share with family and friends, or if you’re willing to be your own advertising campaign manager and constantly plug your works, then Amazon is great! It gives you total control over your formatting, editing, and publishing options, lets you publish ebooks and paperbacks, and isn't bad quality at all! I know that a lot of writers (especially those who got started as bloggers or writing fan fiction) succeed as self-published authors, mainly because they put a huge effort into advertising and promoting their stuff. But if being a recognized author is a goal (i.e. walking into Barnes and Noble to see your book on display), then using KDP is going to be a lot trickier in the endgame, even though it is easier to get started that way. 

#4. Write a query letter/pitch!!!! 

Even if you don’t send out queries to any agents and you decide to self-publish, condensing your book into one or two paragraphs (or less) is a valuable thing to be able to do. You need to have your story condensed so that when somebody asks "well, what's your book about?" you can explain without rambling on and on, losing their focus. I have taken a couple screenwriting courses, and learning about pitching a movie to a producer is really similar to the skills that a writer needs to pitch a book to an agent/publisher. You have to be able to explain WHY your story is a story worth an agent’s/publisher's time, or why that person browsing Amazon should buy your book and not one of the thousands of other self-published books. Without being snobbish, you have to say "my book is the best one you've seen today, and you should pick it up." Learning to do that takes time and practice! 

In addition, if you're querying agents, you can make slight changes to a basic query letter that speaks to the specific things that different agents look for. Maybe one is looking for character-driven stories, and another is looking for stories set in a futuristic world -- so if your story is both, then make sure to cater to those specifics. For the first agent, lean on the fact that it's character-driven, but for the second, lean on the futuristic setting. 

(If you have time, look up “the One-minute pitch” lecture by a screenwriter, Pilar Alessandra. It’s a great tool to compress your story into what’s really happening and what really matters -- hopefully it's available on the open web!) 

#5. Be patient. 

With Amazon:  you’ll have to be patient with the monotonous and dreadful self-editing and formatting nonsense. They have tools to help you, but to get it how you want your story to look, it takes a lot of trial and error and re-doing of things!  

With agents? They may not write you back in less than 3 months, if ever. I sent out four queries in March and have only heard back (a polite refusal) from one of them so far.

#6. Along with being patient, don’t be discouraged. 

Most agents aren’t sitting in their offices, cackling, rubbing their hands together, and saying "Mwahahaha, I’ll refuse this manuscript to spite this person!” No, they’re busy people who are just trying to do their job and put bread on the table for themselves and their families -- just like you. Maybe your story just didn’t vibe with them that day -- it doesn’t mean that your story is bad, just that you might not have the same tastes, or you might need to re-work how you're presenting the story. 

Save your refusal letters, don't trash them! Most authors aren’t accepted on the first try, or even the thirty-first try! Don’t get dragged down into a funk because you got refused by a few agents or even a hundred agents — these things happen to everyone. The key to becoming successful is to never give up trying. 

#7. If you’re sending queries (and I can't stress this enough), DO THE FORMATTING CORRECTLY!

Little things like spelling or punctuation errors, or clunky professional writing, can throw off an agent. As a student writer, I've done a lot of peer reviews, and it's incredibly difficult to see a good story or good ideas through a messy layer of technical issues -- it's a distraction, it seems super unprofessional, and detracts from the actual content of a story. 

Put the information in the letter that the agents ask for -- don't leave things out that they want, and don't go overboard on extras. Keep your tone professional and polite, but also strong. Also, as I mentioned earlier, different agents look for different info and details in your letter; make sure you read up on their submission requests and submit accordingly. 

#8. Last but not least, don’t give up!!! 

This is a TON of information (by no means comprehensive), and it looks overwhelming at first! Also, these are just my personal opinions, what I've found helpful, and maybe something totally opposite of what I've said will work better for you. By all means, work however works for you! 



If I can be of any further help, or if any of this needs more clarification, let me know! 

And always keep writing!!!!! :) 


I found this really helpful!




Monday, December 21, 2020

12 Delights of Christmas Tag!

A little white ago, I was tagged by Miss March for this timely Christmas tag! Thankfully, I was able to get it done just before Christmas, so enjoy! (But first, scroll down to #7 for some Christmas music links to set the mood!) 


1.  A favorite Christmas tradition?

Hmmm...I think our church's annual Christmas Eve concert is a great tradition. It really puts me in the right mindset for Christmas Day, instead of focusing on the secular Christmas things like presents and parties -- of course I'm still thankful and I still enjoy those things, but having that church service the night before, full of Christmas hymns and the truth of Jesus' birth, really helps me not to get carried away in the world's way of celebrating. 

2.  Say it snowed at your domicile, would you prefer to go out or stay curled up inside?

Depends on the type of snow, you see...if it's fluffy, powdery, dry snow, then I love to get outside and just walk in it!! Especially if it's a cloudy, gray day -- the kind of snow where everything is silent, but your voice seems like it could carry a hundred miles, when everything is just a blank white sheet over the world is the BEST! But if it's too sunny and the snow is all soggy and wet, then nah, I'll stay inside, thank you very much! 

I took this picture a year or a few back...my favorite type of snow!

3.  Tea or hot chocolate?

At Christmastime? Hot chocolate, definitely. (But I do have some peppermint chocolate tea that's pretty tasty as well...) 

4.  Favorite Christmas colors (i.e. white, blue, silver, gold, red and green etc)?

Ooooh...tricky question. I really like the buffalo plaid/woodland Christmas theme, and that's half of how our home is currently decorated... but we are leaning more toward a red/gold/white theme, with plenty of evergreen sprigs around to liven things up! That scheme can include our old plaid stuff and incorporate lots more new things.


These are all, sadly, not mine...but they are the kind of "palette" I like to work with


5.  Favorite kind of Christmas cookie?

Very good question. I would say "all of the above," but that would kind of defeat the question...I really like gingerbread. I don't eat it often, but homemade ginger cookies are absolutely delicious. (Honestly, any homemade Christmas cookies are absolutely delicious...) 

Some cookies from last years' baking day with my in-laws! :) 


6.  How soon before Christmas do you decorate (more specifically, when does your tree go up)?

Anytime after Thanksgiving is fair game! I usually refuse to decorate until December 1st, but as long as Thanksgiving is over, it really just depends on when I feel like decorating. 

7.  Three favorite traditional Christmas carols?

    3. "What Child is This" (yes I know Miss March already chose this one, but it deserves to be chosen again!) 
    4. There are SO MANY MORE! But I shall limit myself. 

8.  A favorite Christmas song (i.e. something you might hear on the radio)?

"The Christmas Waltz" is a good one! I like a lot of classic, Sinatra-esque Christmas music, so this is probably my favorite rendition: 


9.  A favorite Christmas movie?

The Nativity Story. I know some people who debate about this one and whether it's really good or not, but I think the depiction of Mary and Joseph as such real and tangible people is really excellent. Maybe the theology isn't the greatest, but as far as "Bible movies" go, that one is by far my favorite. (But my other favorite is It's a Wonderful Life, if you were curious...) 

10.  Have you ever gone caroling?

Yes I have! I used to carol a lot with my family -- for a few years, we had a tradition of caroling for our immediate neighbors and handing them a plate of goodies. 

11.  Ice skating, sledding, skiing, or snow boarding?

Ice skating!!!!! I could skate for hours on end if someone let me...which reminds me, I need to get my skates sharpened! 

Also not me...but those skates are similar to my own. 

12.  Favorite Christmas feast dish?

I have a soft spot for sweet potatoes...which may sound weird, but it's true. I have always loved sweet potatoes/yams...so there you have it! 


Thanks again to Miss March for tagging me! Since I've been kind of out of the blogging loop, I don't know who has already been tagged and who has not, so I'm not going to officially tag anybody...but feel free to steal this! Consider yourself tagged if you would like to answer these, and let me know! :) 

Merry Christmas!!! 

The ski lodge gingerbread house that me and my husband made! :) 


Monday, December 14, 2020

The Stationery Tag!

Hello Everyone!

As I am catching up on my blog posts, I remembered a tag that was forgotten! Quite a while back (like 9 months back, cough cough), the lovely Mem tagged me for the Stationery Tag !!!

Without further ado, I shall fill out the questions! (Sorry if the photos are a bit grainy, but I don't have a great camera on my phone...or a great camera, at all.) 



1. What's the most recent thing you've bought for your stash?

I think it would be these adorable little hedgehog notecards! I saw them in the store and just couldn't pass them up. :) 



2. What's your favorite notebook and favorite pencil/pen?

Oooh...tricky question...hmm...well, there are different types of favorites, ya know what I mean? But, overall, I think this notebook is my favorite. It's leather, very heavy and sturdy, and it's great for writing! I'll probably be able to fit a whole novel in it. 


As far as practical pens go, I really enjoy writing with TUL fine point black gel ink pens (these), but for the coolness factor, this one is my favorite! 

It's even got a little stand thingy!!


3. If you DIY your notebooks or pens, what's the best one you've done? (If you haven't, just tell us what you would DIY if you had the skillz.)

I have not DIYed any notebooks or pens... :(  But I've been knitting lately, and I saw a pattern for a notebook with a knitted cover, so I might try that someday! 

4. Do you have any cute erasers? If you do, let's see them!

Sadly, I don't... :( But that doesn't mean I don't WANT them!!!!

5. What's the piece of stationery you have but don't use because it's too nice?

Technically not stationery...but this Pride and Prejudice pen set is something that I love to have in my collection but I'm too scared to use...I don't want to mess it up!! 



6. And finally, show us your full stationery collection. If you want, you can even include numbers.



Ta daa!!! This probably isn't my full stash, but it's what I could find. Now that I'm married, it's really difficult to distinguish between my husband's stuff and mine sometimes...not to mention that some of my old stuff is in storage, so I couldn't give you an exact number if I wanted to! But that's it! 

Anyhoo, thanks for bearing with my many-month-late post, Mem and everyone else! Since it was so late, I'm not tagging anybody, but I did enjoy this post! 

TTFN! :) 

Where Has the Time Gone?

 As some of you might have noticed, I haven't been present on the blogosphere in...at least 6 months.

Why, you may ask?? 

Well, to put it simply, things just got busy. I had my brother's wedding, COVID nonsense (since I live in Michigan where all the nonsense seems to be happening), going back to school, dealing with my husband going to paramedic school, both of us working, a couple changes of my bosses at work, and...well...you get the idea. 

BUT NOW I am back!! And I'm going to TRY to be a little more faithful this time! I have a couple of tags to catch up on (that I know about), but if I've been tagged or anything and haven't seen it, please let me know here! I haven't been able to read everyone's blogs for the past months, so I might have missed some things. 

This is just a short post to let y'all know that yes, I kind of went AWOL for a few months, but I have returned! Comment below to let me know of anything important I have missed...I may spam you with a lot of posts in the near future, so be watching! :) 




Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Ask Me Anything Answers!

Well...

 *coughs in apology* 

 Wait, it's still before the end of July! Don't judge me so harshly! :P 

 Here are all the answers to all the questions y'all asked in my previous post! Happy delayed blogiversary to Bookends and Bwopper-Eels, and thank you all for being such lovely humans, and for all the fun questions! Now, let's get right down to business...

MovieCritic asks: 

Favorite TV show?

This is tricky. You see, the thing is, I have watched VERY few TV shows, as I prefer the general format of a feature length film better. However, the BBC Sherlock series is exceedingly good, and I think that is definitely a favorite! Even though I've not quite finished it, *cough cough*

 



Favorite STAR WARS movie?

The Empire Strikes Back! For me, Episode V has just the best story, the best assortment of characters, and is probably the most nostalgic. 

Last book you read?

Uhhhhhhhhh....

I should keep better track of these things. Since I'm working on my senior thesis for school, I have been reading collections of YA fantasy short stories (which is what I'm "studying"), so I think the latest would be The Language of Thorns by Leigh Bardugo. It was okay. But only just okay. 

The first novel that you remember reading?

I have a vague but strong memory of reading Laura Ingalls Wilder's On the Banks of Plum Creek as quite a small youngling. Our library had two copies, and my favorite copy was the older, more battered one - I remember that it smelled amazing (I was a weird child). 

This is the exact cover I remember

Last movie that you saw in a theater (when they were open)?

 Frozen II, I think. Either that or The Rise of Skywalker


 A super underrated movie that you love?

 This is a really weird answer, but Hoodwinked! from 2005 is HILARIOUS and I love watching it. I think it was a formative part of my developing sense of humor, and even though the animation is rather ghastly by today's standards (and the standards of 2005, for that matter), I still always enjoy it...I always have a good laugh! (But for goodness' sake, DO NOT watch the sequel...it was awful.) 


Rakayle asks: 

 Do you like scrapbooking?

 I think I WOULD like scrapbooking, given an opportunity to try it! I have never actually made a physical scrapbook before (except when I was maybe 8 years old so that doesn’t really count), but it sounds like fun! I do Pinterest though…does that count?

Favorite outfit style?

 Ooooh, this is a good one. I think I’ll have to say that it depends on the occasion, but in general, I opt for classic, comfortable outfits—I love earth tones, cardigans, and soft tshirts for casual, and anything classic and elegant for more formal occasions. I also usually accessorize with either earrings or a necklace, depending on the day!

 Paperback or hardcover?

 Hardcover, all the way! After working in a library for two years, I have come to appreciate the durability and strength of hardcover books way more than I ever did before!

(Not mine, but pretty cool-looking!)

 MiddleEarthMusician asks:

Dark, milk, or white chocolate?

Definitely dark chocolate! I love it!!!


Current favorite fictional ship?

 Oh no…

 WhY would you aSk that QuEStIoN? I have SO MANY…but the one that comes to mind currently is Samwise Gamgee and Rosie Cotton…I have always loved the simplicity and honest love of their relationship; how Sam is always talking about her, even when he is on the brink of death—I recently listened to the “Scouring of the Shire” chapter in ROTK and boy oh boy they should not have left that out of the movie.


What was the last book that you bought?

 The same collection of short stories I talked about above…The Language of Thorns by Leigh Bardugo.

Favorite fictional villain?

 Iago from Shakespeare’s Othello! I wrote an entire post about why I find him so fascinating, maybe a year ago…


Current favorite song?

 Ooooh dear. I can’t say that I have *one* favorite song in particular, but I’ve been listening to the Frozen II soundtrack on and off since the movie came out (guilty secret: I love singing along), even though I may be ashamed to admit it.


 Ivy asks:

 What's your favorite time period?

Hmmm…usually either the Regency of Medieval era, depending on my mood! I also like the clothing of the Edwardian era…but I think I prefer the first two.


How old were you when you started writing?

When I started writing the first novel I finished, I think I was between ten and eleven…or maybe eleven and twelve???? So, at least nine years ago!

What's your favorite thing about blogging?

I love being able to just have a free space that I can put my thoughts into; something that’s not a journal, but as I look back, I can see what was happening in my life and remember writing the posts…it’s almost like a public journal, actually! :) 

 Homeburger asks:

Out of all of the Star Wars movies, who is your all-time favorite Jedi?

Either Obi-Wan Kenobi or Luke Skywalker! Luke has just the right amount of skill and dorkiness to make him very likeable, not to mention that he is, dare I say, the more “classic” Jedi. However, how can I not love Obi-Wan? He has such class! And, as I’m watching The Clone Wars, his character is getting a bit more developed than it was before…but I still can’t decide!! 


What is a book that you would recommend to basically anyone?

A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens. It is a beautifully, expertly crafted story.

What is your favorite style of music?

Hmm…I like a lot of different styles of music, just in moderation! I really do enjoy light pop, I guess I would call it—stuff like U2 and Coldplay. I also like folksy music and soundtracks…if that helps!

Would the world even function if ice cream went extinct?

Definitely not.

 


And that is it! Thank you all so much for your lovely questions, I had a lot of fun with them! 

:) 



Monday, June 22, 2020

Blogiversary - Ask Me Anything!

Y'all. 

I missed it. 



The nineteenth of June was my third blogiversary!


AND in honor of that, I shall be doing an "Ask Me Anything" post!! Any questions you list in the comments below shall be answered in a follow-up post probably sometime in July (so precise, I'm very good at scheduling, cough cough). So, ask away! 

(I know I don't HAVE to say this, but of course, as always, I won't answer any inappropriate, rude, or extremely personal questions, so don't ask me what my social security number is...you know the drill. :D :D ) 



Monday, June 15, 2020

Merlin (2008-2012)



So, my husband and I have just recently finished watching BBC's The Adventures of Merlin, and, as promised, here is my review of the series! I usually review (and watch, come to think of it) movies as opposed to TV series, so we shall see how this fits into my review template! (I'm assuming nobody cares about spoilers, but...there are spoilers below.)

Quality/Aesthetic/First Impressions:


Alright, here we go. I thoroughly enjoyed this show, and it is even on my (mental) list of things to re-watch. Although it is a bit dated as far as the sets, effects, etc., the medieval, fantasy/fairy-tale aesthetic is appealing to me, and I think that there is a bit of a Narnia-like feel to the show? If you have seen the Disney Prince Caspian and enjoyed the stylistic elements of that as far as the setting and magical-ness, then I think you would enjoy Merlin. In fact, I would even dare to say that this show is executed better than Prince Caspian in terms of where the original material and inspiration came from. Showing Merlin, the greatest wizard of all time, as a gangly, dorky young man is a great change, although I will forever love old, white-bearded Merlin. I really appreciated the different perspective on Prince/King Arthur and how he and Merlin were such good friends, even though it is quite different from the original lore, if you care about that sort of thing. But anyway, I felt like this was a fresh take on worn, overused characters.


Characters:



Speaking of characters, I absolutely LOVED most of them. I like how the writers managed to fit so many different types and characters into one show, and make them all work perfectly together. While some of the acting was not quite up to a feature film standard, most of the main characters' acting and portrayal was excellent. Colin Morgan did a fabulous job in the title role, managing to keep a consistent character throughout all five seasons. Arthur and Guinevere were great, too (my husband doesn't know what an OTP is, but they are his OTP). I found Morgana good at first, but I felt that her descent to the show's main villain got a little bit overplayed and predictable near the end. She started to seem like a broken record in her futile attempts to overtake Camelot, and was only refreshed once we had Mordred on her side. Overall, however, the characters were fun, had plenty of variation, and the writers managed to give us enough backstory without overdoing it. The knights of Camelot are the prime example of this -- each one has specific traits and a specific personality, and although they are still side characters, they have enough personality to seem like real people. 

King Arthur and the Camelot Knights, a.k.a. "Me and the Boys"

Also I just found this character quiz and I thought I should share....let me know your results in the comments!! 
https://www.playbuzz.com/gueenorio10/which-bbc-merlin-character-are-you?utm_source=pinterest.com&utm_medium=ff&utm_campaign=ff&pb_traffic_source=pinterest

Content:
 


This show, in my opinion, falls somewhere right between PG and PG-13. There is barely any language, and no vulgar profanity. There are quite a few shirtless men, so if that bothers you, I would stay away, but that is where Netflix gets its "nudity" rating from -- there is no actual nudity shown at any point. There is one scene where Arthur has no clothes, but it is played as a humorous scene, and nothing is shown. A lot of the women wear rather low-cut dresses, but nothing worse than Pride and Prejudice or BBC's other period dramas. Violence-wise, this is very close to the Narnia movies, although it is more suspenseful in certain episodes. There is also a lot of witchcraft and sorcery, with potions, spells, and, in a couple episodes, mandrake roots, which are something like voodoo dolls -- there are some weird moments with connections between the living and dead (ghosts or visions), so if you are sensitive to the portrayal of medieval witchcraft, I would stray away from this show. 


Plot:

Like I said earlier, the take on Merlin and Arthur as young men is a refreshing change. I know that the show had different writers in different episodes, so it is not completely consistent, but overall, the general arc of the story is well-done and cohesive, which is impressive for a five-season TV show. I was also impressed by the amount of detail and attention to the plot was present from even the first few episodes -- everything was very obviously planned in a meticulous manner. The villains can get a little bit lame and predictable, I will admit...but the plot itself was intriguing and coherent. 


Overall Impressions: 

When people start talking about their coherent, well-plotted nightmares

I would definitely watch this again. It was something that was fun, easy to follow, and engaging, with lots of fun characters, hilarious shenanigans to outweigh the dramatic and serious moments, and even decent acting! The good definitely outweighs the sometimes laughable special effects and less impressive moments. But can we all agree that the Great Dragon was THE WORST character, ever, in the history of mentor characters????