Snippets From My English Professor

So, what with the semester wrapping up and everyone struggling through finals week, I thought I would share a college-related post that is not related to anything stressful! I have had the great fortune to be in an excellent "Introduction to Literary Studies" class this past semester, with one of my favorite professors to date.

I'm not going to mention any names, but to give you an idea of this professor's character, I will just say that he has been a professor for years at my school, is very passionate about Chaucer, writes on the blackboard in the Black Speech of Mordor to make a point about translation and transliteration (a long story), is technologically challenged, brilliant, and can make a rabbit trail out of anything.

He is also incredibly gifted at delivering pithy, remarkable comments while he is lecturing and discussing literature, and I started writing them down every time he said something funny or clever.

And so, here, I present you with a collection of useful sayings, which you can use to perplex and amuse your friends, relations, and enemies.

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"I'm not going to read every bit of the syllabus, but I expect you to."


"I have a civic responsibility to point out correct MLA form to you."

*all the dry erase markers are dead*
*accidentally uses Sharpie on the whiteboard and can't erase it*
"I dearly love a chalkboard!"


"We don't say, 'What a slovenly cat.' That would be weird, even for me."


"Why should you use MLA??? Because I'm telling you to!"


"Even though I am always right and occasionally brilliant, I do sometimes cling too strongly to my own opinions."


*using technology*
"I don't like this, but I'm being a good citizen."


*to computer*
"Are you not on, oh strange machine?"


*in response to a comment*
"Yes, but that's not, at the present moment, relevant."


Student: "So how much of the play has to be suffering for it to be a tragedy?"
Professor: "Three minutes and forty-seven seconds...any less than that and you have a comedic tragedy."


Student: "So what's your opinion on 'No-Fear Shakespeare'?"
Professor: *hisses and backs into a corner*


Student: "Nice sweater, Professor."
Professor: "I try."


"You have lured me out into linguistic waters were my knowledge is too shallow."


"Don't ask me a question - brilliant as I am, I do not know everything."


*telling about a past search for plain felt material*
"It was a FABRIC store and they didn't sell FELT! I STILL haven't gotten over it..."


*makes a point*
*long pause*
*raises hand to continue*
"Yes."
*lowers hand*


*after thinking someone raised their hand for a question*
"Then I'm just hallucinating - I do that from time to time."


*talking about the "poppies" scene in The Wizard of Oz*
"Apparently, snow is an antidote to opium - cool!"


*computer brings up no results for an online library search*
"Surely, you jest!"


"No!"
*stands on chair*
"NO! That's not how professional literary analysis works!!"


*talking about his job as a professor*
"We aren't paid to remember things."


"And today we make lots of typos..."


"I'm not completely convinced, but you make a strong argument."


*on seeing former students outside of class*
"I will forget your name...but I will know exactly who you are."

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And there you have it! I hope you enjoyed the excellent sayings of my English professor...now to leave you with one last quote...used to dismiss the class on one occasion: 

"Go swing for the fences, my metaphorical children!"

The Fantastical and Felicitous Character Blog Tag

Well, today I have another tag for you all!

I have been tagged by Natalie for this one, so thank you!! :) Let's dive right in...I'm eager to get this done because it's all about fictional characters...and I always love talking about them. :D

Rules:
•Answer every question honestly. 
•Use as many gifs and images as possible. *ehehehe*
•Incorporate at least one YouTube video with a favorite scene of a character.
•NO VAGUE ANSWERS ALLOWED. Explain why you chose that favorite character to fit that description. I love details, my friends.
•If you can’t choose just one, that’s okay – give us a few answers and geek out if that’s what it takes.
•Tag at least 3 people.
•Use fictional characters from any fictional story.
•If you get nominated and/or decide to participate in this tag, please put a link back to this post in your post and credit yours truly (Emily at The Altogether Unexpected, *whose original post is excellent*) as the creator.
•Have fun and obsess over fictional characters! 

*consults Pinterest, my bookshelf, and the furthest reaches of my movie-watching history*

Goody-two-shoes: A character who was just so morally good

Good old Mr. Knightley...he is such a GOOD person that the extent of his goodness is almost unrealistic, if you know what I mean. Of course, I still think he's a wonderful character. He is always watching out for everyone at once, but isn't afraid to give people what-for if they are being stupid. ("Badly done, Emma!") And when he dances with Harriet at the ball, when nobody else dances with her and she's so lonely....awwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heartbreaker: A character who made you cry?

I am ashamed to admit this, but Miguel and Mama Coco from Pixar's Coco made me sob like a BABY. It was so beautiful but also so heartbreaking, and I love it...the way he simply picks up the guitar and sings, and how she remembers it....*sobbing* It really hit home. 

*weeping*

Parrot: A character who won’t stop talking

Holdo (she doesn't even deserve the title of "admiral" or "vice-admiral") from The Last Jedi. 

Now, she doesn't talk and talk and talk in the sense that Sid the Sloth does. But when she DOES talk, she takes things way too far. She says the wrong things at the wrong time and refuses to tell people the right things, the things that would help their situation. For instance...had she told Poe what her real plan was, he wouldn't have gone gangsta on her. Instead, she insulted him to his face and told him to leave. So rude. 

Devilish: Your favorite villain

Aw yessss!! I enjoy well-written villains, and there are a plethora. Saruman, Loki, Iago...I know the original post had Iago, so I won't steal that, though.  And even though Loki is is Fantastic, I think I'm going to be a little bit unconventional and pick...Megamind. 

Now, I know that TECHNICALLY, Megamind turned good in the end..."he was just a silly and misunderstood person," you may say. 

However, hear me out:  at the beginning of the movie, he is breaking out of prison, where he is supposed to serve multiple life sentences. We aren't sure exactly what he has done, but things have been blown up, Roxanne Ritchie has been kidnapped many, many times, and everybody knows that Megamind is a terrible villain. As soon as their hero is gone, they stop treating him like a joke, and we see the city in terrible ruin after Megamind takes control. 

Therefore, he is, in fact, a villain - a SUPER one.

Love interest: A character who, if alive in reality, you would want to marry

Now, this is a tricky one. Before I answer, let me make it clear that I am married, have been since last July, and there is no fictional character EVER who I would choose over my dear husband, who is a fantastic individual and my favorite person. Not if I had a chance to make a character real would I choose another man to marry. 

So, with that being said...

I'm currently studying the movie Interstellar for a screenwriting class and falling more in love with the film every time I watch it or read the screenplay or do any research. Cooper (which is his last name but they never use his first, which is, we think, Joseph) is simply a wonderful character. He's not a simple character, but the way that he loves his children!!! *sniffs heavily* I know he's not a "conventional heartthrob," but I have a soft spot for characters who are good fathers and loyal husbands. Cooper wears his dead wife's wedding ring all throughout the movie, sacrifices himself to save his kids, and is a super intelligent, down-to-earth guy. 

(Quick side note...my actual, real husband is also a loyal, intelligent, down-to-earth guy....HMMMM)

Here are two of my favorite scenes from the movie to illustrate--the first one is just before he sets off on a mission in space to save the world. The second is when he has been in space for over 20 years (due to time relativity and wormholes, I won't get into it, but now he and his daughter are the same age galaxies apart) and now gets to see the messages collected for him. You can see his love for his children on his face, and it's heartbreaking. (his angry daughter calls him something rude in the second one, and I apologize for that) 

"I love you forever, you hear me? I love you forever...and I'm comin' back." 

Sidekick: A character who was always loyal no matter what

:) :) :) :) 

Honestly, John Watson is THE SWEETEST and most noble, loyal sidekick ever. Yes, he grumps about Sherlock and is often annoyed, but he's always there, ready to help out. And this isn't just in Sherlock (I just happen to like Martin Freeman's Watson the best of all the Watsons), this is in every (almost) iteration of John Watson I have seen: annoyed, frustrated, but still always there to give a selfless helping hand. I found this picture of Sherlock and Watson in Tim Burton-esque art, and I thought it was rather well done. 

Complicated: A character you love and hate

Jack Sparrow...mainly because of his moral ambiguity. I mean, he is a pirate...a criminal, thief, drunkard, womanizer...but then, in the end, he always turns around and does something unexpectedly kind and Good. Plus, he's just absolutely hilarious, quirky, and fun, and I do love characters like that. 

Queen: A female character who you admire and aspire to emulate

Minerva McGonagall!!!! She really is a fantastic person...one of the only really great characters in the Harry Potter series, honestly. She's clever, strong, confident, a good teacher, and, although stern, has a soft heart underneath a tough exterior. 

Plus, her snarky sarcasm is absolutely the best...I can only hope to be such a clever and revered old woman someday. 

Savior: A character who oddly reminds you of Christ

Sydney Carton from A Tale of Two Cities. The end of the book is a beautiful one, worthy of a few shed tears. Now, the thing is, Sydney isn't a "good" person. In most of the book, he is one of the least Christ-like characters in the story. But at the very end, he demonstrates amazing sacrificial love for his friends, and through that he realizes the sacrifice that Jesus made to save him, which kind of brings Sydney to salvation and calls him out of his sinful nature, into peace that can only be found in Jesus. Even as Sydney is beheaded, marching to the guillotine, he has a praise in his heart for Jesus and is not ashamed or afraid to die for his friends. 

All right, that's that! Thanks again, Natalie! Now to tag three other people....

Rakayle Hier
MovieCritic
and
MiddleEarthMusician

Have fun, everybody! :D


Goody-two-shoes: A character who was just so morally good

Heartbreaker: A character who made you cry?

Parrot: A character who won’t stop talking
Devilish: Your favorite villain
Love interest: A character who, if alive in reality, you would want to marry
Sidekick: A character who was always loyal no matter what
Complicated: A character you love and hate
Queen/King: A female/male character who you admire and aspire to emulate
Savior: A character who oddly reminds you of Christ

Apparently, My Costume This Year Was Very Successful!

So, I have never posted a Halloween post before, but this year is a bit special! For one, MovieCritic over at Movies Meet Their Match is hosting a Blog Costume party, for which you can see the graphic up on my sidebar and another one to introduce this post! So, thanks to you, MC!!! :D

In past years, I haven't done much with Halloween, mainly because my family preferred to have a cookout in our backyard and then watch "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" by ourselves with our own candy rather than traipse around the neighborhood in the cold with small children...but this year, I was PREPARED. I had a costume pretty much all set - it's one I've done before but I've been perfecting over the past year or so. I also had a college professor who offered us extra credit for dressing up on Halloween. So, without further ado, here is my costume! (I apologize for the picture quality and size, but I didn't have anyone to be my photographer that day!)

Compared with Rey in The Force Awakens....

It's not quite perfect (I still can't figure out how to get arm wraps to work right!), but I think the hairstyle really helps! I even ended up winning our class costume contest out of maybe 10 people, so...that was cool.

First, I had a tunic made from a thrift store shirt and sewn-on bits of fabric I had lying around, some gray sports capris, a pair of gray boots and a belt, and a poncho that I borrowed from a cousin for the day! I also had a makeshift lightsaber made from a broken flashlight. With that, and my hair all done up, some makeup on, I daresay it turned out all right!

Anyway, that's that!!! Thanks for the blog party, MC! :) 

The Sunshine Blogger Tag!

I'm assuming that the title of this post speaks for itself!! I have been tagged for this post by the lovely MiddleEarthMusician, and so let's get straight to the tag! 

1. Thank the blogger who nominated you and provide a link back to their blog so others can find them. 

Thanks so much, Mem! :D 

2. List the rules and display an award logo on your blog post.

3. Answer the 11 questions the blogger asked you. 

1. What is the most recent book that you finished?

I just last week finished a tiny novel by one of my creative writing professors...it was very interesting and moody...more of a "word study" than a "plottish" story, I would say. It left me with just several words revolving constantly in my head: mud, brother, fish, river, us...it was an intriguing read. I don't think I would like it if I didn't know the author, but being able to understand his "voice" (and I can totally imagine him reading it) really made the book interesting. It is called Good, Brother by Peter Markus. 

2. If you could pick any planet in our solar system to visit (besides Earth of course XP), what would it be?

Oooh...I want to go to Pluto. Now, now, why, you ask??? Simply because the poor planet has been denied the status of a planet!!!! How rude!!! I would like to support poor little Pluto.

3. What is your favorite mythical creature?

Dragons...yeah...

3. Would you rather own the Batmobile or the Invisible Jet?

I think that I would probably lose the Invisible Jet if I owned it, so the Batmobile is a better choice...

4. Pick a favorite literary quote.

I have many "favorite" literary quotes, but this is a very excellent one from The Hobbit. 

5. Favorite type of tree?

I have always had a strange affinity for Oak trees...no idea why. 

6. What is a book that you have heard tons about but haven’t read yet?

The Hunger Games books...I know, I know, they're practically AnCIeNt now...but I just have never had the desire to read them...*shrugs* 

7. Yoda or Gandalf.

Gandalf by a landslide!!! Not only is he way wiser and probably more helpful in a time of need, he also speaks regular English!!  XD

8. What is a favorite instrumental song of yours?

I really, really love this song by Phil Keaggy. Now, I know it's a "Christmas song," but how can you not love it?? It has such a great feel to it, and makes my heart happy and my foot tap. So...here ya go. 

9. What is an incredibly weird superpower that you would love to have (i.e. the ability to stop people from talking, the power to create instant cupcakes, the ability to talk to frogs)?

The power to always wake up feeling well-rested and not snooze my alarm clock seven times before I get up...'twould be an amazing thing to be able to get up (willingly) whenever was necessary and not have to set alarms for 30 minutes before I *actually* need to be up. 

10. Would you like to be able to balance grapes on your nose for an extended amount of time? (I’m curious, guys.)

Um, YES, absolutely!!! But even better would be the ability to stack grapes up into a tower...without them falling over. 

4. Nominate 11 new blogs to receive the award.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....I'm not sure if I've got 11 for you, but I'll at least find a few. If you've already been tagged, done this before, or just don't feel like it...then no pressure!!! :) 

1. MovieCritic at Movies Meet Their Match
2. Rachel at A Girl's Place
3. Ruth at Amongst Spring Blossoms
4. R.M. at The Book Hound
5. Natalie at Ramblings of a Redhead Girl
6. Miss Woodhouse at Notes From a Hartfield Girl
7. And last but not least, Josiah at The Eclectic Presby

(Haha, seven is good enough! :P) 

5. Ask the nominees 11 new questions. 

1. Would you rather be able to run really fast (like, think Dash from The Incredibles) or swim like a fish (unable to breathe, but super fast and nimble)? 
2. What is the most ridiculous bit of trivia that is floating in your brain right now? 
3. What is the worst possible name to give your child? 
4. What is your favorite smell? 
5. If money wasn't an option, what kind of jewels would you adorn yourself with on a special occasion? 
6. What song(s) especially compel you to sing along even if you don't know all the words? 
7. What is your favorite classic Disney cartoon? (Or favorite cartoon in general)
8. What would be a perfect weekend, in your opinion? 
9. If you had a pseudonym (or if you had to change your present one), what would you call yourself?
10. What is your favorite spot for reading, writing, or internet-ing in your house/apartment?
11. And lastly: what is your opinion on cilantro? 

Well, thanks again very much Mem!!!! This was great fun. :D 

The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place (series)--Maryrose Wood

Recently I have sort of stumbled upon a new favorite (by favorite, I mean one of my favorite) book series. This is quite a pleasant turn of events, and since that Hardly Ever happens, I thought that I ought to spread the word! Most of you know that I work at a local library, and I happened to pick up this children's book out of curiosity, read it, and immediately fell in love, so to speak! 

The series name is The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place by Maryrose Wood; comprised of six books following the Adventures of Miss Penelope Lumley, the governess and graduate of the Swanburne Academy for Poor Bright Females, as well as her three highly unique students. 

I was expecting something along the lines of Mary Poppins or maybe children with special powers or something like that. However, I was delightfully surprised! But before I let my excitement run away with the post, let me organize and categorize my opinions....

"A well-organized stocking drawer 

is the first step toward a well-organized mind." 

-The Mysterious Howling

Writing Quality//Overall Goodness: 

Absolutely wonderful! Mrs. Wood has an excellently quirky and unique voice and tone in her writing which makes it enjoyable to read; it doesn't sound like every other children's book out there. She throws in bits of historical "Easter Eggs," and writes in a way that is both intelligent and fun. I absolutely love the main character, Penelope. Her sensible and practical character is one that I, as an oldest sister with four little siblings, can sort of relate to as she basically takes care of her three wards. There is so much value placed on education and reading, "book learning" of the classical sort that studies art, Shakespeare, mathematics, and poetry! As someone who grew up with a "classical" education, I really appreciate it...there is some truth to the saying "if you can read, you can do anything," and this series would seem to support that. It also is in support for present parenting and critiques silly, fluffy people whose entire personalities are based around wanting to simply have "stuff" and look good. 

The writing puts a lot of emphasis on the importance of being able to think critically, interact with people politely, and "Don't Panic." There are also lots of fun, pithy little sayings from the founder of Penelope's Alma Mater which are, many of them, quite memorable and will stick around in your brain helpfully always. Basically, I felt that this book was so worth reading that I have been recommending it left and right. I also appreciate how Mrs. Wood seems to be quietly supporting the idea of homeschooling small groups of children (I believe she was a homeschool mother at one point, though I could be mistaken). She has discussion guides and educational resources on her website and a new project called the Swanburne Academy, which, if I remember right, is an online resource for parents and children, a resource of the educational sort, which is actually really cool! 

(Also the artwork is adorable and fun!) 

"Nothing good was ever learned from eavesdropping, 

so mind your business and let others mind theirs." 

-The Mysterious Howling

Reading Level//Age Range//Content: 

The reading level itself is suitable for anyone from fifth grade level and up. Like I said, it is written intelligently, but not in a stuffy, academic way. I don't think there is any content to caution against; any language mentioned is mentioned as "language very unsuitable for a young governess" or something like that. Just about anyone old enough to understand what is going on will enjoy these books (and possibly benefit from them as well). 

"This practice of overstating the case is called hyperbole. 

Hyperbole is usually harmless, 

but in some cases it has been known to 

precipitate unnecessary wars as well as 

a painful gaseous condition 

called stock market bubbles." 

-The Mysterious Howling

Parting Thoughts: 

I usually don't give books such shining reviews. But these books are definitely new favorites. I would recommend them to anyone, really! And with that, I hope you enjoy them as much as I did! 

"Feeling one ought to apologize is 

not quite the same thing 

as saying 'I am sorry' " 

-The Hidden Gallery

"There is power in words used accurately and well, 

and tragedy and missed train connections in words used carelessly." 

-The Unseen Guest

"Busy hands and idle minds have knitted many a sweater;  Busy minds and idle hands have knitted many a brow."  -The Unseen Guest

Holy Mackerel, I'm Married

I'm assuming the title of this post says it all...

Yes, folks. That is me in the white dress. On July 13, 2019, a bit after 11:30 a.m., I became a married woman. 

And let me tell you, I have been TOTALLY out of the blogosphere for these past few weeks. (Naturally.) Me and my husband (!!!!) have been exploring Michigan's lovely upper peninsula, learning how to do chores around the house together, and generally figuring out what is "normal" in order to get our lives "back to normal." It would take far too long to tell you about all the adventures and long drives that we have encountered, but here is a list of Interesting Things that have happened during the wedding week(s).

1. Discovered that wedding dresses, even short-sleeved ones, are Exceedingly Warm in the summer sun. 
2. Smelled lavender oil before the ceremony that my wonderful and irreplaceable maid of honor brought (we don't know if it actually relieves stress, but it was something to do other than worry). 
3. Did NOT have a weeping breakdown at any point during the wedding stuff (which was excellent because I'm really bad with crying...once I get started there is no stopping me). 
4. Went to our car and discovered it plastered with sticky notes, full of balloons, and with an air horn rigged up to scare us half to death (thanks to my brother and the other groomsmen). 
5. Drove for...a long, long time. Well, I rode mostly, but I did some driving too. 
6. Ate, between the two of us, six 1/2 pound slabs of fudge from Mackinac Island and Mackinaw City ('twas delicious) 
7. Swam in the Straits of Mackinac, in the shadow of the bridge, in frigid waters with rocks bashing up our feet
8. Took a 2 hour detour over a one-lane seasonal dirt road filled with craters and sandpits, to a very poorly marked lighthouse (which was very pretty but not worth the hour long drive there and back off the main road). 
9. At the poorly marked lighthouse, an older couple asked us if it was our honeymoon. When we said it was, they were adorably excited and told us that they had honeymooned in the area 43 (or something close to 43) years ago.
10. Strolled at Tahquamenon Falls and Whitefish Point, and neither of us were very good at skipping stones. 
11. Got horribly sunburned on a Pictured Rocks cruise (it was supposed to rain so we didn't bother with sunscreen...then lo and behold the sun came out ten minutes into the boat ride)
12. Read through the book of Jude together and discussed it
13. Hiked 5-6 miles in the Porcupine Mountain wilderness, over mud, rocks, tree roots, and rivers, while being attacked by swarms of mosquitoes and accidentally taking a wrong turn which took us for quite a detour (it was still quite a fun adventure though!) 
14. Were so exhausted that we turned on the TV at our hotel after our hike and watched a part of a Spongebob movie, until we got so fed up with the awful commercials for the Dora The Explorer movie that we turned it off and just ate more fudge instead 
15. Drank Subway lemonade
16. Laughed a WHOLE LOT at each other--me at his inexplicable misreadings of signs and billboards, he at well...just at me
17. Listened to sermons (mostly by Voddie Baucham, who I wholeheartedly recommend), to Mariel of Redwall on audiobook, and to an eclectic selection of music. 
18. Realized that we (well, *I*) am a cold-hearted Michigander who does not understand how to small talk with friendly people like the kind you find up north and anywhere else that is not Michigan.
19. Enjoyed the 65 mile per hour speed limits (hehe) and were thankful for the passing lanes. 
20. Met my parents and siblings at their vacation spot to stay one night with them. We slept in a tent and it was FREEZING cold, but a worthwhile adventure. 
21. Went swimming in a much warmer and sandier spot, where they had a ginormous water trampoline, splash mat (I think that's what it's called), and other such things that were a blast. 
22. I read (and am reading) an excellent series by Maryrose Wood called The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place, and it has become a new favorite--very clever, well-written, and with its own certain "quirk" that I very much enjoy. 
23.  Organized my new closet (soooooo much better than sharing a space of an even smaller capacity with my two little sisters)
24. I was "banned" from doing kitchen work or most of the cooking, and was at one point told to avoid watching the kitchen because there was a "special project." It ended up being Irish soda bread (two kinds), and it was absolutely delicious. I ate a lot of it. 
25. Went to see Spiderman: Far From Home. It was good...but no spoilers. ;) 
26. Also saw the new Lion King, which was also pretty good. Then I was serenaded for the next, well, it's ongoing whenever we ride in the car, by "Hakuna Matata," and other old Disney songs.
27. Caught up with our families and went to church again, which was very nice. 

And now? Now, we are both heading back to work (he's at work right now, actually) this week, and are getting into the new "swing of things." I know this is a cliche statement, but it really has felt "like a blur." Here I am with a ring on my finger (a really pretty one too, he has excellent taste in jewelry), in our own place, an old, married woman! 

I don't have anything else to say, really...this post is just to, well, announce the occasion, and because I plan to keep blogging! I'm definitely not leaving. 

And now I shall say goodnight (it's evening where I am as I type this, so...), after I share a few more photographs with you. (Huge round of applause for my photographer, Stacy Brackins from Moments to Remember Photography...as well as a phenomenal photographer, she is a dear family friend and I am so glad that she was able to be there taking our pictures!) 

Goodnight!! (Oh, yes, and my last name has changed...maybe we're still working on the legal bit of changing it, but you know...it has changed from Holmberg...to Black.)

The Star Wars Character Tag!!!

Well, as you can probably tell, this post is a filling out of the Star Wars Character Tag, for which I was tagged by the lovely MiddleEarthMusician a while ago! According to rule #4, the "Sorta Rule," I need to treat her to a pizza dinner at my favorite pizza chain, so here are some Lego stormtroopers delivering your dinner, Mem!!! 

(photo from Pinterest)

Now here we go! 

The rules…

1. THERE ARE NO RULES.
2. Refer To Number 1.
3. There is one absolute rule: You MUST use your own characters (OCs) for this tag. (Brownie points if you add pictures of your characters.)
4. The Sorta Rule: Scream a huge thank you to whoever tagged you for this whilst treating them to a pizza dinner at your favorite pizza chain. 
5. The Kinda Rule: Include This Link In The Post So That The Penny Can Read Everyone’s Answers To This Smol Strange Tag: https://asouthernbellewithstoriestotell.wordpress.com/2019/02/18/the-star-wars-character-tag-i-made-my-own-tag-halp/
6. The Rule That’s Not Really A Rule But It Would Be Great: Include The Graphic and Tag at Least Three Jedi or Sith Lords.

#1 Who’s your Obi-Wan Kenobi? (sassy, a great mentor, but can be a bit strict)

Lehye'ahl, I think...he's a little more of a jerk (okay, a LOT more of a jerk) than Obi-Wan, but  he's definitely sassy and strict. He would also be a great mentor (if he had anyone to mentor, that is, most of the people he could have mentored died, hehehehe). 

#2 Who’s your Leia Organa? (feisty, incredible comebacks, does their own thing)

Dehmatthir...he totally fits all of those categories.

#3 Who’s your Finn? (overeager, adorable, cinnamon roll)

Lutea Coggins (who I have a picture for but have not officially "cast" yet). She is a small person filled with the cheeriest personality ever and can also be TOO bubbly at times...however she will not hesitate to Fight You to defend her friends or family. 

#4 Who’s your Padme? (kind, loving, but also kickbutt)

Jorgen, a young and gentle dwarf who smiles a lot but has excellent skills. He hates fighting but does it when necessary, and is also a great cook.

#5 Who’s your Count Dooku? (deliciously evil, extra, and sick burns)

Well...I don't know...none of my villains really fit that category. None of my characters at ALL fit that category....*frowns* I need more villains, apparently. *making a note to work on that* 

#6 Who’s your BB-8? (too cute, everyone loves them, can do no wrong)

Darot...now, this little fellow experienced a great deal of emotional and psychological trauma at a young age and never really recovered from it (that sounds super insensitive and rude to say, but it's true). He has remained a living ray of sunshine and childlike happiness in all of his friends' lives. 

#7 Who’s your Yoda? (underestimated, extra, wise)

Amris...this elf...is too smart for his own good. He knows something about everything and is always ready with some sort of an answer for any question. 

#8 Who’s your Anakin Skywalker?  (bratty, rebellious, whiny)

Eyellyn. This character is a female dwarf who is somewhat the guardian and parent figure to her younger siblings. She can be extremely grumpy, rebellious, and isn't much for giving her companions explanations or information. She doesn't Whine so much as Complain, but you know, it's close enough. 

#9 Who’s your C3-PO? (always worrying, gives depressing information, constantly wailing)

Colderan, definitely! He doesn't MEAN to be a Nervous Nellie, but he has a very soft heart and doesn't want anyone to get hurt. This of course means that warnings come very often from him and he has to make sure that everyone knows the odds. 

#10 Who’s your Luke Skywalker? (hero, has been through a lot, has their share of flaws)

Prince Rhondin!! He is one of my favorite main characters, a young man who....well...he goes through a lot. But somehow he still stays cheerful and bright throughout it all. :) :) 

Bonus #11 which I have made up to add since my answer for #5 was pathetic: Who's your Han Solo? (calls people "kid," has traveled, "I'm making this up as I go" planning)

Ateke, who is an elf and a great friend (and brother-in-law) of the aforementioned Lehye'ahl. However, they are totally different personality-wise and it's kind of surprising that they get along...(oh also I've decided that he would be excellent played by Elijah Wood)

Well, that was fun! :D Thank you so much again, Mem!!!! Ah yes, and as far as tagging goes...hmmmmmmmmm....literally anybody who wants to do this tag. If you own a toy lightsaber, consider yourself tagged!!!!!